There’s the Elf on the Shelf. Candy. Socks. Perhaps an old-fashioned orange at the top.
And then there’s Bork — for the boys. And Corky — for the girls.
Especially for those 9-13 year old ones.
Check it out and tuck it in the stocking. The funny, helpful, long-lasting gift for your kids — and you.
It’s never too early to “put it on the shelf,” for that inevitable moment when “those questions” will come.